YES! Check it out, y’all. In light of yesterday’s entry, I decided to read up a little on Sagg rising. Just, you know, for kicks. I don’t live my life by astrology, but I’m here to tell you that it’s weird how accurately it can describe some people.
Read this part:
You are usually very honest, though it is also true that your too-candid remarks can sometimes be misinterpreted as rudeness. Negative influences associated with Sagittarius rising stimulate a tendency for self-indulgence, which makes you pompous, grossly overweight, dependent on drugs or alcohol, or too opinionated and cynical. On the positive side, Sagittarius gives a love of drama and the theatre, good food and drink, dancing, sports, animals, and, as a rule, you’ll never miss an opportunity to travel. You are likely to be involved with publishing, education, religion, art, or music, either as a profession or hobby.
IT’S NOT MY FAULT!!! It’s my sign to be grossly overweight! Is was ordained! In the stars! Yes! This completely absolves me of any personal responsibility for my weight and health!! I’ll never be thin no matter what because the stars decree it shall not be so. I can’t fight that. I can’t fight the universe. I can’t…. I…. but….. it says…….
<sigh>
Fine. FINE. I know. Yes, I hear you.
I said I know.
Why do you always have to ruin my excuses?
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